Friday, June 30, 2006

xyz top ten.

I got this E-mail the other day from a friend. I held on to it just in cause I wanted to post a Blog with it. So... Here it is. I sure hope you think it's funny. I sure did! (It might be a little bit to much of guy humor.) I guess it's from The Late show with David Letterman.

Top Ten

Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.

(#10.) The cucumber has left the salad.
(#09.) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
(#08.) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
(#07.) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
(#06.) Elvis is leaving the building.
(#05.) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
(#04.) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
(#03.) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
(#02.) Men may be From Mars...but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
(#01.) I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

another quote.

"Don't let what you cannot do,
interfere with what you can do."

~John Wooden

Sunday, June 25, 2006

amazing stadium.

WOW! The new Arizona Cardinals stadium in pheonix is amazing! Last night I watched a show, on The Discovery Channel, called Extreme Engineering, it was about the construction of this new stadium due to open this coming NFL season. I was blown away. After the watching the show I had to find out more about this stadium. So I checked out the Cardinals website. Again.... WOW! This, by far, will be the coolest stadium ever built. (Well... maybe the coolest so far.) All of the detail and planning that went into this state-of-the-art stadium is amazing. This proves that if you get the right people together, working on the same project, you will get something great.

Check out some of these "totally awesome" features of the new
Sportsman's Park.

The exterior walls were engineered to replicate a rattle snake curled up or a golden barrel cactus.

A retractable roof that is 240 feet wide by 360 feet long and fully exposes the playing field.

Two huge LED screens. One of them measures 96 feet by 27 feet and the other measures 40 feet by 22.5 feet.

The field is on a "tray" that rolls in and out of the stadium.

The seat capacity is 63,000 with field tray in and 73,000 with the field tray out.

The four colors of the Cardinals were divided into percentages - red (60%), black (20%), yellow (13%), and white (7%) – which are proportionally integrated throughout the interior of the building.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

phriday phunny photo. (15)

Here's the 15th blue-dog. friday funny foto!

HA HA HA! Now that's funny! I don't care who you are!

Check out the 14th blue-dog. friday funny foto here.

Friday, June 23, 2006

usa fails to advance.

This morning we watched the USA soccer team get beat (again) in the 2006 World Cup. I don't ever watch soccer during the year, but I have always enjoyed watching the world cup tourney every four years. The USA did great in the last world cup. They made it to the quarterfinals losing to germany 1-0. I, like many others, had high hopes for this years team. We were ranked #9 in the world. But we just couldn't get it done. The officals were pretty bad, making really bad calls, but the US team just wasn't that good this year.

(photo from gettyimages)

On a side note: We only scored two goals in three games. (One of them was from the other team.) And Ronaldo from Brazil scored two goals by himself againist Japan today.

Well...we do have four years to train for the next tourney. GO RED, WHITE, and BLUE!!! Win the cup!

USA fails to advance article.

USA world cup 2006 team page on

Thursday, June 22, 2006

good quote.

"When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot in it and hang on."

-Thomas Jefferson

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

virtual seats.

Check this out!

It's a 3-D view of the McAfee Coliseum in Oakland, CA. (Raiders!) This is great, because it gives you a view, from your seats, before you purchase your tickets for the big game. What a great tool!

Virtual tour of McAfee Coliseum.

totally awesome.

After I posted my last blog entry. (virtual seats. I changed the time of post so you would read the that one before this one. Got it?) I continued to research the whole Virtual Tours idea.

I did know that reality companys do something like this to show homes on the internet so families can shop around without having to drive all over the city.

Virtual tour of some random homes.

But I got to thinking that wouldn't it be cool to have this on your church's website? People could view the church's sunday school rooms, the santuary, the chapel, and offices before they stepped a foot onto campus. So I did a google search on virtual tour churchs and found that there are several churches already doing this. This is totally awesome! What a Great tool.

Virtual tour of a church.

Virtual tour of a church.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

1.21 jigawatts.

Alright... Do you love the "Back To The Future" movies like me?

If you do.... Then you gotta check out some of these replica items I found while I was doing some random WebSurfing this afternoon. I wish I had a extra $56K.

Delorean "time machine" replica - $55,000.

Marty Mcfly's ‘authentic’ 2015-era Nikes shoes - $405.

Flux capacitor - what makes time travel possible - $555.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

phriday phunny photo. (14)

Here's the 14th blue-dog. friday funny foto!

I guess the guys who lay down the street lines don't mess with road kill!

Check out the 13th blue-dog. friday funny foto here.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

tmc boxing.

Last night was "Mellee on the Mountian" at Table Mountain Casino. This was a pretty kick back gig for us. We just refocused some lights and called it good. Looked really good I thought. (I still need a better camera to take these kind of pictures with.)

(photos taken by WRP)

mellee on the mountain.

table mountain casino.

Friday, June 9, 2006

phriday phunny photo. (13)

Here's the 13th blue-dog. friday funny foto!

Remember to always put your shopping carts back into their return cart areas in the parking lot! Cause you just never know when one might just get away.

Check out the 12th blue-dog. friday funny foto here.

Thursday, June 8, 2006

three years.

Today I'm celebrating 3 years with my sweet wife. What a time it has been! Thanks, babe, for sticking with me!
I love you!

(photo taken by KJZ)

mobile google.

Did you know?
You can search the google web search engine from your mobile phone text messaging system. J
ust text your search question to (GOOGL) 46645.

This could be cool for like movie times at a local theathre or like finding out the weather in a city your traveling to. Try it! It's pretty cool. Plus it's cheaper than a 411 call.

(photo from googleimages)

google text message help.

Monday, June 5, 2006

redneck humor.

Tonight my wife and I watched the blue collar comedy tour: one for the road. It was so hilarious! We laughed so hard.... I think some pee might have came out!

(photo from googleimages)

The first one from their blue collar comedy tour is still the best. But this last one is pretty good too. All of these guys are real funny comedians, but I think Bill might be my favorite. They all have their own bits that are so funny. The best part, as always, is then they all sit out on the stage and tell jokes.

Well... I guess you have to be a redneck to enjoy this kind of humor.
And I are one.

blue comedy tour online.

Sunday, June 4, 2006


I love to BarBeQue!

(photo taken by wrp)

Yes... That's true! Tonight the power was out..... so I was forced to BBQ the whole meal. Darn!?!?! We had chicken, steaks, and veggies. I love it! Yeah baby!!! Let me say it again......I'm Love to BBQ! All four seasons long. I grill it up! Do you?

Check out the BBQbible.

Friday, June 2, 2006

phriday phunny photo. (12)

Here's the 12 blue-dog. friday funny foto.

Wow! I can't believe it. You got to be kidding me. Go Aggies!

Check out the 11th blue-dog. friday funny foto.

some music.

Recently I purchased a CD. (I know... weird.) I saw the CD in a Best Buy and just had to get it. I knew my wife would enjoy it, plus I really wanted it too. Remember the band, Sublime? This album "droppped" in 1996. Their music style is in a category of their own. It kind of like reggae, folk, and punk rock all mixed together. I listened to them in high school all the time. I can just see me and my friends blasting it in my mom's mini-van. (My wheels in high school.) It's funny how music can recall so many memories. I know that there is a lot of cussing and bad stuff in their lyrics, but I really enjoy this CD. It's what they call a guilty pleasure I guess.

(photo from