"It Must Be Football Season!"

Remember those "It Must Be Football Season!" commercials that 'Southwest Airlines' did?

Well... Here are some old spoofs we made about them for youth group nights at New Covenant back in the day! I thought it would be fun to share these now, because the SuperBowl is next weekend. (And we all know many of you only tune-in for the commercials and not the game.)

These were perfect youth group funny videos. They were short and easy to make. All 3 of them were made the day of youth group night and edited with iMovie on a iMac. I had a lot of fun back then working with my team of talented guys.

Which one do you like the most?

#01


#02


#03 (w/ outtakes)

through the years

Randy Parker through the years ::: 1950-2000



This is a lot of fun. Go on and YearBook Yourself too. It's easy and a lot of laughs. I see: Austin Powers, Kurt Russell, Jerry Lee Lewis, and...?

Who do you see?

HT: J-VO

fun pictures.

Yesterday - @cowtippinjosh brought his Macbook Pro to NewCov. He was showing me some of the cool stuff on it. We had some fun times taking pictures with it too. I love the cool effects you can do with the build it camera. So much fun! Good Laughs!

Here's some of the funny pictures we took.




(I know this is old news for all you Mac users. But this was my first time on one.) I like me some MacBook Pro!

word count.

You know...Sometimes you just have to make fun of yourself. Just laugh at yourself and say, "That's me." So that's what I'm doing. Right now. I watched "The HUGE Parker Family Announcement" video again this evening and counted how many times I said certain things.

Here's the word count:

Umm - 36
New Covenant - 13
Ministry - 9
Excited - 6
God - 4
The Parker's - 4
Prayer & Support - 4
Fresno - 4
Atlanta - 3
North Point - 3
Love on them with - 1
Zero year old - 1
The lives of me - 1

I need to work on stopping the umm's. (Again, a script would have helped.) I liked the last three lines the best. What do they mean? Glad I only said them once a piece.

slicing watermelons.

If you ever need to slice a watermelon and don't have a knife around... use a T-Square!

Yesterday, Pat and I made another "funny" bumper video for the Leadership Toolbox sermon series at newcov. Make sure to check out the newcovproduction blog soon to see the videos.

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a good joke.

Here's a good joke. Made me laugh.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied,"Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

google this.

GOOGLE THIS: Find Chuck Norris



This is funny! Make sure to try it!

I've done a lighting gig with Live Light Inc. on the Google campus before...and these "Google Guys" are cool and know how to party and have fun!

Check out my last gig at Google HERE!

HT: The Weave

The Datrix.

I'm sure everyone has seen or heard of the great Matrix movies?!?!?! I haven't seen them all at least 3-4 times each. The Matrix movie was off the charts good back in 1999. So we jumped all over it and made "The Datrix."

Garrett Kirby had some great ideas in the filming process and Patrick, Jarrod and Jason were great as usual. I had a great group of guys that came every week to help out and serve in anyway for the Youth groups at newcov. We all just really enjoyed making videos. So that's what we did every Monday,Tuesday, and sometimes Wednesdays, for like 2-3 years. All that dedication and hard work really payed off in the growth of all the youth groups at newcov back in that time. The Datrix probably had been shown the most out of any other video we made next to OuttaSync - you make me hurl.

"The Datrix" spoof was made during a dating sermon series at newcov high school group back in year 2000. This funny video came out pretty good. By far the best video effect was seeing me jump 20 feet in the air on to a roof top! Check it out!





The Datrix - 2000 (+outtakes)

Starring:
RandyParker.........as Theo
Patrick Nolen.........as agent number one
Jarrod Reeeves......as agent number two
Garrett Kirby.........as 100% pure man trying to take a beth