I came across some of these church bulletin bloopers when I was surfing the net the other day. Some of them are pretty funny. I picked ten of my favorites and put them together in a top ten list. TOP TEN CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS:
(#10.) “Tonight Pastor Hodges will begin a 6-part series on the Book of Genesis. Were Adam and Eve really naked in the Garden? Come see for yourself.”
(#09.) “At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
(#08.) “The choir will be sinning at tonight’s service”
(#07.) “Mrs. Johnson and Mrs. Smith will assist with the mailing of the newsletter and stapling of the Annual Report to church members.
(#06.) “The message tonight by Pastor will be in Matthew 3 where Jesus came from Nazareth in Galilee and was baptized by Jordan in the John.”
(#05.) “The May meeting of the church finance committee will be hell as usual.”
(#04.) “Notice to all men attending the Father’s Day Banquet: A sports jacket may be worn to the dinner – but no trousers.”
(#03.) ”This evening at 7 p.m. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.”
(#02.) “Ladies' Bible Study will be held Thursday at 10 a.m. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
(#01.) ”Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.”
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When I saw the title, I was expecting to see some from New Cov;). Not that I actually know of any.
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